Jack Sparrow Lyrics - Andy Samberg, TLI, & Michael Bolton

Here are the lyrics. Comment any changes for us! It took me awhile to figure out that the female/drag reference was Erin Brokovich.

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Jack Sparrow Lyrics

Extra:

Guys, Michael Bolton is here.
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Andy:

Great. Send him in.
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Bolton:

Hey guys. Really sorry I'm late. I just got caught up watching Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. Have you seen those things?
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Andy (and TLI):

Yeah, those are great.
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Bolton:

Well, I listened to your track, and I loved it. And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're going to really dig.
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Akiva:

Oh wow.
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Andy:

That's great. You want to just lay it down?
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Bolton:

Boys, let's get to it.
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Andy:

Here we go.

Lonely Island.
Michael Bolton.
The night starts now.
Together on the track.
The boys are back.
The night starts now.

Night starts now, baby roll with us. Chicks a snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up.

Cold flat doors ain't no holdin' up. Black car hit the bar, like I gives a f***.
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Jorma:

Looking so fly when we walk into the set.
F*** the fellas looking jealous, play the back and get wet.

In my waist, shake in my sock. Either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot. (This needs work.)

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Michael Bolton:

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

A pirate so brave, on the seven seas.
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Andy:

What?
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Bolton:

A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga.

Brave and not sway, on the ocean's breeze! (Needs work.)
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Akiva Schaffer:

Yeah, that was kinda weird but we back in the club. Buying up the bar so the groupies show us up.
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Bolton:

Kiera Knightly!
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Akiva:

Mother***in' iceman, I'm the top gunner. Heat our own blast, I'm the number one stunner.
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Bolton:

Jack Sparrow!
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Andy Samberg:

Watch it girl, cause I ain't your Mr. nice guy. More like the meet ya, take ya home, and f*** ya twice guy.

All dressed up with nowhere to run. I know I'll make ya go crazy with my gun.
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Michael Bolton:

Now back to the good part:

The day he was born, he yearned for adventure.
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Andy:

Nooo.
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Bolton:

Ol' Captain Jack
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Jorma:

Yeah...
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Bolton:

Giving them what for!

He's the corper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga. From Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store?
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Akiva:

Yeah, I've seen the movie.
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Andy:

Hands in the air and say hell yeah, C'mon.
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Michael:

Captain Jack...
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Andy:

What?
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Bolton:

Johnny Depp
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Andy:

No.
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Jorma:

From the front to the back, say we count stacks. Come on!
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Michael:

Davy Jones
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Jorma:

Nope.
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Bolton:

Giant squid.
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Jorma:

Wrong.
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Akiva:

Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up.
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Michael:

Roger that, lemme try with another film.
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Andy:

Wait!
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Bolton:

Life is a box of chocolates. And my name is Forrest Gump.
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Andy:

Not better.
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Bolton:

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love.
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Akiva:

Come on!
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Bolton:

Ok, then i'm a legal aid, Erin Brokovich is my name.
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Jorma:

Oh, *.
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Bolton:

Then you can call me Scarface. Snorting mountains of cocaine.
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Andy:

Close enough.
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Bolton:

You cockroaches wanna play rough?
OKAY! I'm reloaded!

This is the tale, of Tony Montana.

This is the tale!

Choke on a flame, with Miami nuts (this obviously isn't right).

Gunna make them wait; the room is polluted. (also not right)

This whole town's a p****, just waiting to get b@ned!
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Andy:

It turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.
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Bolton:

You complete me!
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Andy:

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
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